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Back before Mariah Carey was a fat slut, she was a sweet young girl in flannel, swinging over a pond in a tire swing. We all loved her and she was magnificent. Something happened between now and then. Maybe fame? Maybe it was a fuck-ton of #1 singles? Maybe it was just the aughts and Y2k? Who knows? But I don’t like it one bit.
Come back to us Mariah and stop being so fucking crazy.
“Do Da doop doop dum”
-Leo Showbiz