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MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET

This site is for friends, family and fellow sonic pioneers. Our mission is to show you music past and present that has interested and/or tickled us. We realize some of these songs have been out for awhile, but we don't care. Hopefully you hear something you like.

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  • Back before Mariah Carey was a fat slut, she was a sweet young girl in flannel, swinging over a pond in a tire swing. We all loved her and she was magnificent. Something happened between now and then. Maybe fame? Maybe it was a fuck-ton of #1 singles? Maybe it was just the aughts and Y2k? Who knows? But I don’t like it one bit.

    Come back to us Mariah and stop being so fucking crazy.

    “Do Da doop doop dum”

    -Leo Showbiz

    Posted on November 12, 2009

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